Southwest Airlines finds dozens of human heads in luggage bound for Dallas

Southwest Airlines finds dozens of human heads in luggage bound for Dallas.  Can you imagine being the person who was checking the bags when you made this little gruesome discovery? I think that I would have to have some compensation for the stress I would have suffered. I am not being sarcastic, and I am not joking. I cannot even comprehend the amount of shock that my system would have taken at finding human heads in someone's bag/luggage/claimed container.